ONLY IN AMERICA
1. ONLY IN AMERICA can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
2. ONLY IN AMERICA Are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3. ONLY IN AMERICA Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. ONLY IN AMERICA Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a diet coke.
5. ONLY IN AMERICA Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters
6. ONLY IN AMERICA Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
7. ONLY IN AMERICA Do we use answering machines to screen calls, and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. ONLY IN AMERICA Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
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9. ONLY IN AMERICA Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process
so well:
"Poli" in Latin meaning "Many"
and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
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10.ONLY IN AMERICA Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
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